Smorgasbord

['smor-gusbord]
Def: A collection containing a variety of sorts of things.

thelovelyseas:

A southern right whale hovers inches over the sandy sea floor by Brian J Skerry

(via cheershaveagreatnight)

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches, via n4uticalbliss)

If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree.
— Unknown (via zubat)

(Source: mainwriterbadnam, via n4uticalbliss)

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass, via n4uticalbliss)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via n4uticalbliss)